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This is where we give whatever scores the gaming companies tell us to give. Remember, if you agree with our review, it’s unbiased, and if you disagree, even if you haven’t played the game yet, then we’re definitely a bunch of shills.

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Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries Of Honjo Review - Hauntingly Good

If you had the chance to bring someone back to life, one time and one time only... what would you do?

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Little Witch Nobeta Review - Nobeta? No Thank You

Little Witch Nobeta suffers from a total lack of taste and a misunderstanding of what makes Soulslike games appealing.

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Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty Review - It’s Just A Wonky Nioh 3

Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty is a highlight reel of other Souls-likes, never managing to carve out its own identity.

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Patch Quest Review - A Fun Field Trip

Patch Quest is a novel take on the roguelite dungeon crawler, but offers little incentive to explore.

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Scars Above Review - Never Metahedron I Didn't Like

This solid sci-fi shooter offers electric combat but fails to tap into anything elemental.

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Digimon World: Next Order Review – Digi-Bad

Is Digimon World: Next Order prodigious, or is it a digi-disaster?

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Void Terrarium 2 Review - Adorable, Dark, And Delightfully Weird

I think I just found my new favourite roguelite.

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Clive 'N' Wrench Review - Ratchet & Jank

Clive 'N' Wrench is an entertaining callback to the 3D platformers of old, even if it doesn't do much beyond recalling the past.

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Kirby's Return To Dream Land Deluxe Review - On Poyo-oint

Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe is a reminder that Kirby is one of Nintendo's most consistent heroes, no matter what dimension he's in.

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Atomic Heart Review - A Weak Pulse

The glimpses of a good game that shine through are found deep in the pitfalls of modern game design

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Blood Bowl 3 Review: Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before

Surely you know what this game is like by now?

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Like A Dragon: Ishin Review - They See Me Ronin, They Hatin'

Like A Dragon: Ishin may be set in the past, but it still manages to be a cut above the competition.

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Octopath Traveler 2 Review - Eight Wonderful Tales Well-Told

Octopath Traveler 2 builds on the the successes of the first game in all the right ways.

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Wild Hearts Review - Building A New World In Azuma

A new contender in the hunting game genre makes its rampant debut!

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Pharaoh: A New Era Review - A Godsend

A beautiful Bast from the past. (Bast. The goddess. Get it?)

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Theatrhythm Final Bar Line Review - Da Da Da Daa Da Da Da Da Daaah

Theatrhythm is the perfect celebration of Final Fantasy's impressive catalogue of soundtracks.

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NeverAwake Review - Disturbingly Decent

NeverAwake doesn't quite manage to extend its creativity to its gameplay and story.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake Review - I'm (Almost) Ready, Promotion

The Cosmic Shake is straight from the '00s - for better and worse.

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Tails: The Backbone Preludes Review - Too Short To Really Shine

A great supporting act, but not enough meat to justify being a standalone prequel.

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